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Danny Kinda’s Inbox: Team Gator

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Subject: Team Gator

Dear Danny,
This isn’t a question. I just wanted to send you a photo of my team, Glenbrook South High School, performing the gator after a victorious afternoon. Thank you for all your instructional help and stuff.
-Tim Monahan, Glenview, IL

Danny Kinda's Inbox: Team Gator

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That photo is decent, but WHAT’S THE DEAL with your sleeves?? Are you the Glenbrook Crossing Guards? And some of your players are slacking off. Allow me to provide a kid-by-kid analysis of The Gator, starting from the front-left.

#1, Chad: Looks happy Gator-ing, but he’s doing more of a sideways-open-handed tomahawk chop. Maybe the ball careened off the wall and he needs the Side-Gator?
#4, Tommy: Less enthusiastic than Chad, but still mildly entertained. 45-degree Gator?
#14, Lawrence: Um, I believe this is the snapped-upper-jaw DEAD Gator. Also known as the Roadkill Gator.
#2, Rocko: Blank stare, not even trying. Why is this kid on the team?!
#3, Chris: What (in the world) is Chris doing?? Looks like he’s asking for a spike off his face.
#6, Tony: Tony’s got chapped fish-lips puckered out (he’s neglected hydration because he’s spent long hours in the gym working on his Gatoring skills) but his technique is fantastic! Wide open jaws/hands, any ball hit in there will be controlled perfectly.
#8, Steven: 90-degree Gatoring. If you show this style of Gator to the old-school guys they will freak out and scorn you for life. All because of a little mistake. Lesson: Do NOT go sideways with the Gator!!
#11, Tharp: Composed, relaxed, poised, balanced. Super.
#??, Iggy: If he weren’t smiling I would think he’s scared of the ball.
#10, Brian: Small jaws, all business. Not the best technique, but he’s more worried about fitting into the photo than anything else.
#12, Owen-bo-Bowen: Laser-red eyes, tilted Gator (again). Not sure if Owen is farting or trying not to laugh (or both).
#13, Frank: Wow. Frank must not Gator very often because this Gator is HUNGRY. Look at that thing about to feast!
#Coach, Tim: It’s Gator Time! Nice form, great enthusiasm.
#7, Larry: He’s happy. Larry Gators while eating dinner. Larry eats dinner with his hands.
#16, Lars: Lars’s Gator is vicious! Look at it! It’s about to chomp down on #11 Tharp’s head! Watch out, Tharp!

So you don’t have to scroll up anymore, here’s the photo again.

Danny Kinda's Inbox: Team Gator

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  • Topic: DK! Inbox
  • By Dan Madden
  • April 1st, 2008


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