Billy is a decent guy, although he got pissed at Dan once because Dan never watched the Bob Dylan documentary he lent him. Big deal, right? Billy lives with a bunch of AVP volleyball players and one folk singer/songwriter. That works out perfectly because Billy only does two things: Play volleyball and listen to folky music. He absolutely HATES the sound of a saxophone. We ask him, “But what about in Pink FLoyd songs?” Ask him about his homeplate, the avocado capital of the world, aka Fallbrook, CA.

Billy watches a TON of movies. Think of some random movie. Billy’s seen it. Yesterday out of nowhere he started talking about the movie “Pluto Nash”. Never heard of it? Good. It’s some junky flick with the now-tame Eddie Murphy. Billy thinks he’s got a 26” vertical. That’s ridiculous. He blocks way too many line shots. It’s probably at least ten inches higher than that. Billy cleaned his room the other day. He said it took him the entire day. During that period he found out just how heavy his TV is (very heavy). His default cell phone ring is the Rocky theme song, which can be a little embarrassing in a crowd because it’s sort of a song that pumps you up every time you hear it but not when your mom is calling you at 4pm to see if you’ve cleaned your room.

For a short period Billy was concerned that he may have accidentally bought women’s-style sunglasses.