I think I got in trouble today, but I’m not really sure. So the Women’s National Team was warming up to play an exhibition match (against themselves) and while they were stretching in a big circle I figured they should at least have a leader in the middle of the pack so I led the team in stretches. They were really easy, you know, basic yoga stuff like downward-dog and that one where you put one leg in front of the other and try to rip apart your groin muscles/tendons. Mine didn’t rip, which is good. After our morning stretches, some lady grabbed me by the arm and “escorted” me off the floor, although I’m sure she regretted grasping my arm because after I flexed my biceps she appeared to be in pain. So basically I won that. I got the whole thing on film if you don’t believe me, but some other random guy with a big camera told me we couldn’t release the footage without some acronym-titled organization’s approval. I wonder if it’s the same acronym-titled organization that never gave us permission to put my Danny Kinda and Team USA video up. Hmm…