Last night I gave a talk to a bunch of hundreds of girls and parents at the Colorado Convention Center. It was good. Just kidding. It was great. Without giving too much away (I’m giving another talk next week on the same topic: Life) I’ll say that I showed the crowd a thing or two about how to take it to SpikeTown!

Today at the Crossroads tournament there were approximately a million kids. That’s an exaggeration (it was a million kids + parents) but you get my point. A million people there all to watch my videos and learn the secret of The Gator defensive technique. This one time, when my mustache and I were hanging out at our t-shirt booth, some crazy 14-year-olds kept peeking over at me and giggling. I mean, just come on over already and yell “NECTAR!”. If that’s what you wanna do then just go ahead and do it. And bring your camera. You’re gonna regret meeting me and not getting your picture taken with me. So GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH ME. Got it????