Danny Kinda and Big South #3: Where my dogs at??

So there’s 9 sites for this Big South tournament thing and only one me. I do what they tell me and they tell me to be in the GICC, so I’m stuck here. That’s okay because this place has 31 courts and so that’s still a bunch. Plus, they’ve got those little mini Papa John’s personal pizzas which add up to about 1 actual slice of pizza. The worst part is that Billy wanted one and didn’t have his wallet so I had to pay for him. AJ has the Kinda Good credit card. He wouldn’t pay.

So we made AJ stay at the booth and answer questions like “Does this shirt come in pink?” We didn’t make any pink shirts. Me and Billy were out waving gigantic orange flags and watching people look at us like we were crazy. But what those people didn’t know is that we’re not crazy. We’re just very good cheerers. Gigantic flags are what it takes to cheer one’s heart out, okay?

Some team of girls attempted to sing the Volleyball Alphabet Song and my GOODNESS they were bad. I usually don’t say these types of things, but imagine never hearing music in your life and then imagine not knowing how to speak/shout at a reasonable level. Are you imagining that? Good. You are imagining this group.

Kirk the t-shirt guy “sold” one of our tees for 10 jumping jacks. I’ve never knew that jumping jacks could replace dollars. Kirk has a shirt that reads, “If you want a job done right ask a volleyball girl.” Our tees have a girl with a ponytail jump-bumping the ball backwards.

I should make a shirt that says, “Volleyball is life. The rest isn’t volleyball.” I like that one. I wouldn’t be caught dead in it, but it’s not bad as far as volleyball tees are concerned. How about “Volleyball is where my dogs are at.” Okay, I admit it. I WOULD wear that one! I just copyrighted it and it will be appearing for sale on our website for at least $100 or so.

• Topic: More KG
• By Dan Madden
• March 23rd, 2008