One time in college after some dude thought he was showing Danny up by doing a reverse dunk, Danny grabbed the ball and threw down a two-handed 360. That was before Danny’s hair started to “thin out”. He is the most kind of good of the Kinda Good crew, which basically means he loses more often than the others. Danny’s arguments often end something like this: “I’m just right about this. You’re an idiot.”

When he and Billy were discussing which Beatles song is the best Danny accidentally named every single one. Which is funny because Dan seems to hate everything, which is why Aj calls him “OCD” (Overly Critical Dan). Dan is very proud of his little basket that attaches to the front of his bike. Well, it’s Aj’s bike technically. “OCD” does not stand for “Obsessive Compulsive Disorder”. Dan’s desk is a complete mess. He absolutely devours junk food and when he goes through stages of “I gotta stop eating this sugar crap” he drinks raw milk to fight the sugar cravings. Nobody has ever told Dan that he has a Jersey accent. That’s because he doesn’t.

Dan’s dog got sick when he and his family were on vacation and the neighbor put it to sleep without telling anybody. Yeah, we’re not making that up. To make it worse, after Danny’s parents requested to keep the dog’s remains to bury it/her in the backyard, they found out the vet cremated the dog with about 20 other animals that died that week.