Billy’s Crossroads Blog

I wrote this at Crossroads, which is a large indoor junior girls’ volleyball tournament. We were there forever hanging out with our videos playing in the background… This article got lost in cyberspace…until now!

Another long day at Crossroads. Life is hard as a member of the Kinda Good crew when you aren’t the one sporting a mustache and BanDanny. I mean I came up with the idea and made all the videos everyone’s obsessing over, so you’d think I’d get some love at this tournament. No. Every time someone wants an autograph it’s from Danny. Every time a team asks for a picture they hand me the camera. When I do sneak into a picture I rush to our Facebook account to check it out only to find I’m cropped out. I guess it could be worse though, I could be AJ.

While I have your attention I have a couple other things to get off my chest.

1. I hate the alphabet song. We made it in like 10 minutes and I never thought we’d even post it. Now I have to hear it playing over and over again all day long. Barf!
2. Get Danny’s face off our shirts. Danny wants his face/body/hands/whatever on every one of our shirts and as long as people keep buying them he’s going to get his way. I hate having to wear them so please stop buying them.
3. Danny cheats in Elimination. Sorry to all those girls who have been unjustly eliminated. There is one rule he forgot to mention before you got in the circle. He always wins.

Crossroads hasn’t been all bad though, I guess. I’ve been able to focus on my next script and for some reason the ideas just keep flowing. Look for it to come out soon. Working title: “The Death of Danny Kinda.”

• Topic: More KG
• By Billy Allen
• April 5th, 2008